Security with Pannit:
Privacy and Security are guaranteed with Pannit WIO(Wetsuit Injection Osmosis). This means that for an extra minimal tariff for each call or email that you send Pannit WIO’s will automatically seal your steamed digital correspondence with impermeable latex osmotic envelopes.
Firewall Humidifiers and Osmosis filters cannot be discussed here in greater detail for legal reasons
Transparency for Code 1 cleared Law Enforcement Interception:
With the use of new Pannit Bonsai Police Diver Technology actual micro reduced Bonsai Police Divers will be able to intercept messages at any stage of transmission via osmotic steam conveyance.
Further details available pending eligibility of query
from Scotland Yard.